Numa das minha habituais utilizações de:
- É a Lei de Murphy.
- Esse Murphy, malandro.... só fazia Leis foleiras
Pocahontas, Dances With Wolves, The Last Samurai, FernGully… the story’s been done a million times, but who cares? It’s a good one, and in this case, it’s all about the eye candy, right?
Many Problems To Address
Post Office | Phoenix, AZ, USACustomer: “Excuse me, I sent a letter last week but it came back. Can you tell me why?”
Me: “Sure, do you have it with you?”
(The customer hands it over. It doesn’t take long to figure out the problem.)
Me: “Oh, okay. You’re going to need a valid house address to have it sent.”
Customer: “I did put the address!”
Me: “That’s an email address, ma’am.”
Customer: “Yes, and it’s valid. I checked!”
Chris's sister Katie told on him for hiding beer in his room. So what did he do? He went through her room, found a list of people whose genitals she wants to play with, and posted it on Facebook with all her friends tagged. This is just the explanation of the note here, you have to hit the jump to see the actual thing (WARNING: possibly NSFW due to dirty words). Damn Chris, even as a guy whose done far worse to people, I've got to admit: that's pretty harsh. Now melt her face off with a Looftlighter!
Hit the jump for the actual note and her friends' reactions.
Revenge [lolfbmoments]
Hotdoll:
This is a sex toy for your dog. A sex. Toy. For. Your. Dog.
